Monday 2 December 2013

Biblical jokes

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it

And God said come forth and win eternal life! Moses came fifth and won a toaster

And God said onto Abraham, and Abraham said: What?

And God said: Let there be light, and there was light, and God said "Man I’m good"

Did Eve have a date with Adam? No, just an apple

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